Goblin Talk

I don’t know how you got here, and frankly I don’t friggen care! The fact of the matter is that you are here, so you might as well make the best of it.

This is our blog thingy for Goblin Talk, the weekly short format variety program hosted by yours truly, Gandersnitch the Goblin, and the incredibly awesome (though sadly still green), Wedji Tucheeks.

We are going to rant about all the important things to Goblin Folk each week. Things we like, things we don’t like, people we like, places we go, crap we think of, and maybe even questions from our faithful flock of listeners. We are going to interview all sorts of celebrities, from circus freaks, to ambassadors, to crazy people stuck in the disco seventies, and all manner of weirdos inbetween.

And the best part? Unlike this post, the podcast is short! It is only five minutes long. I mean, there is no excuse not to listen.

(Unless you are deaf, and then it’s a flimsy excuse at best as you could get someone to type it out in braille for you. Not us, but maybe the people who make the menus for McDonalds. They seem reliable. Of course, that would require you to read braille as well. If you don’t, just get someone to type it out in English maybe. I dunno, you deal with it!)

Only five minutes! That is fast paced, hard hitting, entertainment you can consume on the toilet! What is not to love about it?

So, stay tuned. Check us out on facebook. Send us your love! (Send Azog your hate mail.) And enjoy!

Gandersnitch the Goblin