We were planning a huge hoopla for our one year anniversary of Goblin Talk… But Wedji, the excitable and overly enthusiastic problem child that she is, kept mucking everything up. I figured she could at the very least handle investigating our first pick for caterers at the Dagorhir Feast of Weirdos. It seems she and Azog took the assignment a bit too literally, and actually decided to become investigative reporters for the day. So while we prepare for the Ultimate Episode of Goblin Talk Supreme Brilliance and Complete Awesomeness arranged by Gandersnitch the Goblin… I give you something that Wedji did instead. It is alright. I mean, you will never get these five minutes of your life back, but you were just trolling facebook anyways. (Ok. I lied. It is pretty damn funny. Good Job, Wedji! Azog, put the chainsaw down.)