Tonight, at 8pm Eastern Goblin Time, Wedji & Gandersnitch face off in a debate of epic proportions! Who will emerge victorious? Who shall dominate the political landscape for the next five minutes?Moderated by the only man mad enough to attempt the task, world renowned comedian and juggler, Paolo Garbanzo! Tune in live, and ask your questions on the air @ www.mixlr.com/gandersnitch
It should of be no surprise to anyone, anymore, that humans seem to place a strange importance on the color of one’s skin. This leads to strife, and turmoil, and bloody chaos; which honestly, we are all for, in the right context. But recent events have really started to get out of hand. So we are here to say: Please, think of the GOBLINS!
It is true, we are oppressed all the friggen time! And it is always over the same silly things you humans are abusing each other for. The color of our skin, the length of our noses, the strange things we eat, our violent destructive tendancies, or that one time we accidentally “borrowed” a child that was already spoken for…
I mean, really, if you don’t want someone to take the baby just lying there sleeping, swaddled in a blanket, secure in it’s playpen, with the front doors locked, the dog on guard, and the alarm system turned on—JUST LEAVE A FRIGGEN NOTE! Seriously, if he was that important to you, why is it so hard to take a few precautions to ensure his safety. Sheesh…
Anyhow, Wedji TuCheeks decided to hit the mean streets of Baltimore to put an end to this oppressive nonsense once and for all. It is time for some Goblin Outreach, the key to combating the stigma in the communities where we live and work. Or at the very least, transferring it over to the trolls. Really, if you want to oppress someone, they are ripe for the position and too dumb to even realize it is happening. As we always say, Trolls Drool & Goblins Rule!
So go Green! (ish… Brown. Yeah, go brown. Green is kinda gross.)
-G
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We were planning a fabulous one year anniversary episode. It was going to be so awesome that we kept planning and planning and we actually did do a tiny bit of recording as well. And then, this crap happened! Mab Just Mab (and by extension Wedji TuCheeks) was banned from facebook and thus cease to exist.
So instead of celebrating, Azog and Gandersnitch must eulogize. We are not very good at eulogies. Seriously. Please let us have Wedji back.
We are amazed that more than15,000 people have now seen our post and over 5,000 have come to this web site to read more. And thank you all for the outpouring of support. Mab is pursuing official facebook channels (and has been rejected through official facebook channels 3 times now, with demands for the exact identification she has sent them three times over), but the word is that something like this can take months to reverse through normal channels, if ever at all. That is why generating a buzz is so important. And holy crap, you folks are buzzing! (If only we could find a way to make honey from all these bees.)
Please continue to share the original blog post: http://www.goblintalk.com/2015/03/mab-just-mab-aka-wedji-booted-off-facebook/
And the twitter post: #facebooklied @Facebook Reinstate @mabjustmab on facebook! http://wp.me/p4jBPm-3N #mynameis Mab, Just Mab! Please Retweet!
And most importantly, sign the petition (a new one we were directed to): https://www.change.org/p/facebook-allow-performers-to-use-their-stage-names-on-their-facebook-accounts
Thank you!
Gandersnitch, Azog, and the ghost of Wedji
For our one year anniversary special episode of Goblin Talk (which will happen sometime around Valentines day), we want to hear from our listeners and past guests! We want to know how Goblin Talk has changed your lives over the past year, and what you love about the show, Gandersnitch, Wedji, and Azog. (Mostly Azog…)
And to make this happen – we installed a phone for you to call!
Uhm… sorta installed. Almost installed? Attempted to install! As is the case with everything Azog touches, it is kinda screwy. It only works from the website. You click the little Google widget and then Google calls you, and then Google calls us, and then you leave us an awesome message, and then we play it on the air. All praise the great big brother Google! (They made us say that… Please send help… Or cookies.)
So call us! Please!
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Happy Holidays everyone! In our final episode of 2014, we discuss all the Winter Holidays, the War on Xmas, what to get Wedji as a gift, and our favorite Christmas carol. Enjoy!
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Photo Credit: Cat Eicke
Spoutwood Farms – 2014
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Today is National Podcast Day, so we felt a celebratory episode of complete awesomeness was in store. That and it is officially our 20th episode. So, enjoy! I know we will.
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It has been a crazy month, with Gandersnitch running a kickstarter (Thank you, by the way, that was wildly succesful) and going to GenCon, and now with Wedji incognito at DragonCon, so we did not actually forget to do a podcast or two, we just did not have the time to sit down and do it. But we did finally catch up with our good friend and official-former-Ringling Bros. Rock & Roll Clown, Crickett to get the full scoop on the circus, being a clown, and where not to go to the bathroom. This is an extra long episode, 30 minutes in total, in which you get the ENTIRE interview, minus the 5 minutes in which Crickett sat wheezing and gasping with laughter at Wedji’s pie recipes. Here, however, is a safe one for Banana Cream Pie. Enjoy!
http://kck.st/1ry616D
This is it folks – the final 48 hours. Or well, 39 hours, since I needed to sleep last night and missed the actual 48 hour mark. If you have not pledged – now is the time to do it. If you want the hardback or swag pack – now is the time to upgrade your pledge. If you don’t want your friends to steal your copy – now is the time to tell them to pledge for their own danged book!
Thank you all for your support! It has been amazing. And just think, after tomorrow, no more annoying memes from Gandersnitch!
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So we were there, in the woods, at NYFF, and someone handed Wedji a microphone. Big mistake! Though, it did encourage her to put down the megaphone. We had a dedicated few audience members camped out, determined to get the good seats. But Gandersnitch wanted more! So he walked the grounds, whooping and hollering for one an all to come and listen to the best thing that had happened thus far all day! (We were the first thing to happen that day, but it doesn’t really matter.) Then Paolo Garbonzo (Professional Jester) and Onça O’Leary (The Hardest Working Woman in Showbiz) took pity on us, having no clue what we were all about, and sat down in the wrong seats. The ones reserved for special guests! So we put them on the spot, checked for spots, and things went a bit wacky from there. Lots of laughter, live in the woods, and a little girl with the propensity for pushing just the right buttons and completely the wrong time. It’s Goblin Talk Live! 30 minutes long! Uncut and out of control!
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