Goblin Talk

A random, short format, variety show goblin podcast

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wiggins On today’s program we taunt Jeremiah Wiggins, the “Human” Ambassador to the Faerie Courts. All ribbing aside, Wiggins is an amazing gentleman. Full of mystery, history, and magic, you can find him wandering around the grounds of many a Renaissance and Faerie Festival with his giant mushroom rekindling the magic in young and old alike. It was he who was instrumental in arranging the terms of Gandersnitch’s asylum among the Faeries, and he who introduced us Goblins to a more civilized way of playing elf chess. Sure we will sabotage him at every angle, but that’s just what Goblins do. He is truly a man of the people… Or well, he was. Whatever you do, don’t mention the tail.

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10155853_10152382430364365_6530021521251584133_nToday on the program we make friends with a gentleman that sounds like god, Joshua Beard. He is a photographer traveling Asia to teach kids about creativity. Do we really need to say anything more than that? I don’t think so. Go back and read that sentence again…

He is so awesome, that we spend almost ten minutes chatting with him. Well really, we spent over an hour talking to him and cut it down to the most informative 10 minutes. And there was still so much more to say. But we can’t do EVERYTHING for you. Listen to the podcast, and then check out his blog: www.strangetinypeople.com. Trust us, you will be glad you did!

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Everybody loves Chai! It is like the sheer essence of Autumn in a single gulp. This is what the Greeks meant, when they talked about the ‘Nectar of the Gods’. But like any good Greek tragedy, our friends from Sparkle Chai are in trouble. Their carriage has been felled, their finances tested, their mission of mercy to bring Chai to the needy masses of goblins has been placed in jeopardy, and they might just pissed of Zeus by not sleeping with cows. I mean, we don’t know how it actually happened, but that is the best guess I have got.

Anyhow, Bucky and Emily are our favorite Chai people. And heck, lets be honest, some of our favorite people period. And they need help to get stuff fixed and things rolling to the first festival of their season, Spoutwood Farms May Day Faerie Festival. And that is where you come in. Go to their site, support their fundraiser, get Chai. Easy right? Seriously. Do it. Right now. And reap the rewards of being a loving, and supporting fan. www.gofundme.com/SparkleChai2014

Or don’t… in which case there will be no Chai, and all treaties are off, and the goblins will be cranky, and we don’t take any prisoners. Just saying. The first option is way better for everyone.

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dali_pma_05_17We were supposed to get together and record this weeks podcast… Instead, Wedji and Azog were all excited about this new game they had found and insisted we try it out. Something about digging up graves and collecting the moustaches of famous dead people. Sounds gobliny enough for me! And then Azog had this awesome idea for a new segment of the show. So today, you get a bit of a backstage look at what we do when we aren’t exactly doing what we are supposed to do. Enjoy!

Oh yeah – you can find the game we played here: http://www.amazon.com/Moustache-Name-that-Stache-Game/dp/B00A0E0ZX8

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Our very first holiday special! And in honor of the occasion (and the fact that a few folks have bought swag already – you guys rock!) we have created an extra special extra long podcast! This one clocks in at a whole 6 minutes and 10 seconds. That is 23% more awesome! And just what is so special about this episode? The winner of the nose picking poll speaks out, Wedji dishes on the secrets of Goblin beauty and dating, Gandersnitch reveals his “unauthenticated” romantic entanglement, and we figure out what to do when you are dating noisy musicians! Check it out, today. Or tomorrow, if you are busy today. That’s ok with us too… Slackers.

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This is our first podcast ever!

But don’t worry, it is really short. Only five minutes long.
And it is funny. And it has goblins. And we wish a happy birthday to Krii.

So really, you should listen to it.
Heck, you can listen to it while you poop.
You take your phone in there anyways, I know you do!

Hey! We’re Goblins! you think we know this tech stuff?

well, we are swapping things around and this here is a TEST!  boom!  with EXPLOSIONS!  okay, maybe not explosions, but BOOM stuff!  LA!
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