Goblin Talk

A random, short format, variety show goblin podcast

We were planning a huge hoopla for our one year anniversary of Goblin Talk… But Wedji, the excitable and overly enthusiastic problem child that she is, kept mucking everything up. I figured she could at the very least handle investigating our first pick for caterers at the Dagorhir Feast of Weirdos. It seems she and Azog took the assignment a bit too literally, and actually decided to become investigative reporters for the day. So while we prepare for the Ultimate Episode of Goblin Talk Supreme Brilliance and Complete Awesomeness arranged by Gandersnitch the Goblin… I give you something that Wedji did instead. It is alright. I mean, you will never get these five minutes of your life back, but you were just trolling facebook anyways. (Ok. I lied. It is pretty damn funny. Good Job, Wedji! Azog, put the chainsaw down.)

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10433895_10203509508672762_2895839784866998352_nHappy Holidays everyone! In our final episode of 2014, we discuss all the Winter Holidays, the War on Xmas, what to get Wedji as a gift, and our favorite Christmas carol. Enjoy!

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10514666_797254986993756_5805913631133398146_nWelcome to our very special Thanksgiving Episode, with the fabulous Dawn Hunt of Cucina Aurora Kitchen Witchery! In this episode we talk about food, oil, farts, popcorn, parades, children’s books, Italians, and being thankful. We even let Azog chime in! It is extra long, but you have the time off anyways, so enjoy!
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Photo Credit: Cat Eicke Spoutwood Farms - 2014

Photo Credit: Cat Eicke
Spoutwood Farms – 2014

On this week’s program, we were supposed to interview Wotan the Faerie Smasher. It was going to be great… Only, where the heck is he? It doesn’t matter. We recorded an episode anyways!

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535234_10150838020851871_1915687206_nToday is National Podcast Day, so we felt a celebratory episode of complete awesomeness was in store. That and it is officially our 20th episode. So, enjoy! I know we will.

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529896_498809720157990_1990733837_n It has been a crazy month, with Gandersnitch running a kickstarter (Thank you, by the way, that was wildly succesful) and going to GenCon, and now with Wedji incognito at DragonCon, so we did not actually forget to do a podcast or two, we just did not have the time to sit down and do it. But we did finally catch up with our good friend and official-former-Ringling Bros. Rock & Roll Clown, Crickett to get the full scoop on the circus, being a clown, and where not to go to the bathroom. This is an extra long episode, 30 minutes in total, in which you get the ENTIRE interview, minus the 5 minutes in which Crickett sat wheezing and gasping with laughter at Wedji’s pie recipes. Here, however, is a safe one for Banana Cream Pie. Enjoy!

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OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERALacking a guest for this week’s show, Wedji seizes control of the mic and grills Gandersnitch about the kickstarter project for his upcoming book. She changes the name of the show, and attempts to pursue a musical career, and we decide to set fire to stuff if things do not go as planned. Listen to the episode, and then show your love by supporting the kickstarter at: http://kck.st/1ry616D

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Gandersnitch the Goblin wrote a book! And it is a pretty swell book. Full of murder, and mayhem, and goblin philosophy, and queens flicking boogers, and one night stands, and evil spells, and whiskey (a little bit even spilled on the pages as he was writing, what a waste!). And you can get a copy!

Well, you can get a copy once he hits the kickstarter goal to have it printed. Until then, it resides safely in an un-smashable chest under Azog’s bed. Cause it turns out that editing and printing a book (and recording an audio cd of the book) takes a bit of capital. We tried paying with teeth… It didn’t work. And no, we don’t know what happened to the tooth fairy! Don’t ask us! We never saw her!

Anyways, check out the kickstarter. Laugh at the video. Drool over the awesome rewards. Get your book. Share with your friends. And show your love and appreciate for GOBLINS! And here is a little secret just for you – once we raise 50% of the necessary funds, there will be another video going up. The outtakes one. And it is so funny that Posie is going to pee in her pants watching it!

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10329784_10152534011922803_601214107319158217_oOver the next week, faeries, goblins, trolls, imps, ambassadors, artists, musicians, craftspeople, poets, patrons, and all sorts of wonderful and mythic things will converge on a secluded spot of woodlands draped magically over the hills beside a winding creek in the hamlet of Ouaquaga, NY for the NY Faerie Festival. And it is going to be amazing, as it has been year after year.

With Wedji, and Azog, and Gandersnitch and all of our strange magical friends, plus musical guests Frenchy & the Punk, Woodland, Jessica Star, Gandalf Murphey and the Grand Slambovians, and all sorts of other incredible talent as well.

They have a new road to the campsite, to help alleviate last year’s challenges with carriages stuck in the mud, “secret” musical revelries in the woods after sunset, and of course out favorite: Sparkle Chai! The Goblin Embassy will be there, and the Troll tribe with their bridge, and Gandersnitch’s Tea Parties, and the Elfchess Tri-Realm Championships! Listen to the episode, which will give you a taste of the vision of the festival, but don’t forget to buy your tickets and come to the party! Seriously, this is one you do not want to miss.

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10323613_10152383227626399_683144360_oAs we are still insanely busy dealing with life and freak shows and festivals and late night ER visits for crazy fragile humans that pass out on pain meds for no apparent reason… And because we love Posie and she seemed very sad that Gandersnitch said we were waiting a WHOLE year to post this episode – we have now uploaded the second session of our super awesome live recording thingy from Spoutwood Farms May Day Faerie Festival.

And what is so awesome about this insanely long (41 min) episode of Goblin Talk?

It has TWIG! And Posie. And a Bush. And Azog…

And they have a dance off. Which makes no sense on radio, but it was pretty funny in person. So, listen to the episode and enjoy. And next year, don’t miss out. See it LIVE… in a barn. (Yeah. They stuck us in a barn. Where we belong!)

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